What sex life?

I think that pretty much sums it up.

I'd love to be regaling you with a tale of our latest sexcapade, but its so pathetic I am sure you would never navigate to my crappy little page ever again. The fantastic, mind-blowing, leg-buckling sex that B and I used to have is a distant memory. I am beginning to wonder if it actually happened.

Whether or not B wants to have sex is always dictated by how things are going in our lives and lately they haven't been so great. Our relationship is fine, but everything else seems to have momentarily crumbled. Lucky for me (and all of my vibrators) things are looking up. Hopefully my next post will be really, really, dirty.